Chicken Surprise

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and

order the "Chicken Surprise."

The waiter brings out their order, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

 

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she spots two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

 

Startled, she asks her husband, "Did you see that?"

 

He didn't so she had him look in the pot.

He reaches for the lid and again it rises and two beady little eyes peak out before the lid slams down.

 

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over and tells him what is happening and demands an explanation.

 

"Please sir, says the waiter, what you order?"

 

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

 

"Ah, so sorry, says the waiter, I bring you Peeking Duck."

 

 

I knew you needed a good laugh today.